#ford answers

[askpinesandcipher]

We can't escape this screenshot....

We cannot. -📔

[ford-f-pines]

Mr pines, people say you're a monsterfucker, what do you have to say about that?

What does this mean? I've got no idea what you're talking about.

[pine-dexter]

"You know, when you left me all those years ago I still waited for you to return. I don't know why even now." -- Bill @dimensionbled

"I don't know why either. You used me for your own gain, Cipher. Why would any of that make me want to have anything to do with you?"

[saltavenegar]

So who do YOU think did it 🤨⁉️

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

Yeah, I don't know about you, Fidds, but I'd fold at this 🙏

Previous!!

Next!!

First!!

[heph]

Gravity falls comics compilation Volume 1 download here!

[cthoseris]

[illusioncanthurtme--art]

pls pls heard me out...FIDDLESTAN! <3

ok, i got this ask ten days ago, and I've been thinking about it ever since. Because I got two other asks asking for fiddauthor, and I dON'T KNOW HOW TO LET THEM DOWN LIGHTLY BECAUSE I'M A FIDDLESTAN BITCH THROUGH AND THROUGH 😭😭😭😭 I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!!!!!!

Don't get me wrong, fiddauthor is great and makes sense and everything. But listen. Billford and fiddauthor are multidimensional ships, they are good! But FIDDLESTAN!?!? that shit is the WHAT-THE-HECK-A-HEDRON!!!!!!! Even though it's literally 100% speculation, the implications are FUCKING CRAZY!!!!!!!!! I jumped between three ships so far during this gravity falls thing, each time thinking one is better than the other. I've decided that FIDDLESTAN IS KING!!!!!! I'm sorry. I could rant about them forever. I've been listening to nothing but extended versions of disco music for the past week. (YES THEY HAD A CRAZY ROMANTIC FLING IN VEGAS NO I WILL NOT ELABORATE!!!! (yes i will. I will elaborate at some point. it will be like ten pages or text. or I will draw it. idk.))

Here is a sketchbook doodle from like a week ago. I'm gonna post another fiddlestan thing in a few moments, but my style changes like I'm a completely different artist every week without warning, so I'm gonna leave this by itself!

He comes into YOUR house, he steals YOUR identity, and he fucks YOUR research partner!!! Fuck you!!!!!!!!!!

[inkyrainstorms]

you guys know those AUs where Stanley opens the portal after thirty years but for Ford only a few second/minutes/days have passed in the portal.

What if, in another world - by the infinite nature of multiverse - the portal was functional enough for another run right there in the portal room, that blistery cold 1982 winter day. What if, when Stanley threw enough things around and pressed enough buttons and the portal opened again (in the same spot in the Nightmare Realm it had before) (not calibrated to Ford like had been in canon) the Ford had stepped out was the one from his final confrontation with Bill. What if Ford stepped out thirty years older and wiser and angrier

What if he saw Stanley crying, relieved, and then terrified and confused and devastated. What if he, at sixty years old, saw Stanley and saw only a scared child, half his age. His brother.

What if Ford had thought his brother had left and grown up for those long thirty years, but he came back and it was his brother that saved him that very night? His brother, by sheer dumb luck? His brother, who couldn't have accounted for time dilation if he tried (not like the old Stanley did) but still tried

[skipppppy]

Same rules as before. Can’t say both. No trying to look at things analytically. If you think one is objectively better looking but you want the other more, vote THAT one. Reblog for sample size and explain in the tags. NOW FIGHT

[gravitysoupbowl]

bill! that's not very nice!!

+ alts

[askpinesandcipher]

I never said anything. How did you get these screenshots?? -📔

[donniipao]

i love love love love the way you draw ford blushing i really hope you’ll do more of that!!!!

Here’s an older Stanford blushing since I’ve only really drawn younger him doing all that 😭😭

[beartitled]

evil parents au has the funniest potential solely bc imagine Ford and Dipper figuring out maybe kidnapping baby Bill isn't most Gucci thing to do so they are bringing him back except for Bill it was the best day in his life because he was traveling with his new friends through the vibrant 3d world and having fun (well, they also tried to explain him he might accidentally cause an apocalypse but he will try not to!). So he is sitting on Ford's shoulder sipping some baby-triangle-friendly drink and wearing sunglasses.

and then they run into a red and a blue triangles armed with the best arsenal they managed to muster during several hundred thousands years of searching for their child.

I had a distinct visual that appeared in my tiny bear brain

Also “isn’t most Gucci thing” is an amazing quote, I will keep it my mind forever 😭

[scurvyboy]

MORE RELATIVITY FALLS PLEASE 🙏

*robbiefies your emma may*

because like what if she was in the au and also 2012 emo

[tazmiilly]

hii i saw you were doing some requests and it's ok if your only doing old ones and you don't wanna do it but i'd love too see some fiddauthor cuddles?? maybe college time :3

thank you :D i enjoy your art!!!

here are some normal college guys. no way in remotely codependent at all